100 Continue (she's accepting you)
200 OK (go for it!)
202 Accepted (see 200)
300 Multiple Choices (pick a hole, any hole)
400 Bad Request (explain what you mean)
401 Unauthorized (she doesn't know you yet, but if she does, she'll let you)
402 Payment Required (self-explanatory)
403 Forbidden (I guess she's just not in that kind of mood)
404 Not Found (she may be back)
405 Method Not Allowed (guess the any hole part of 300 was wrong)
406 Not Acceptable (she doesn't like you)
408 Request Timeout (you were too slow - try again)
409 Conflict (got some 3-way there?)
410 Gone (damn, you got dumped)
411 Length Required (she wants to know that first)
413 Request Entity Too Large (stop buying penis pills)
414 Request-URI Too Long (see 413)
415 Unsupported Media Type (wait, this is a LESBIAN HTTP/1.1 error code thing?)
416 Requested Range Not Satisfiable (she knows she's not good enough for you)
417 Expectation Failed (self-explanatory)
500 Internal Server Error (she should be checked out)
501 Not Implemented (well, teach her!)
503 Service Unavailable (wait a while, and watch)